Dear Santa

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Hi.
This is the Q-mail send program at yahoo dot com. I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses. This is a permanent error; and I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out. Sorry, I couldn't find any host named E-Z web dot H dot E dot J.P. Number five, dash twelve. Below this line is a copy of the message. Return path: Won You Hwa at S.B.C. global dot net. Received Q-mail seventy-eight thousand two hundred fifty nine, invoked from network on 31st of January 2008 at five-fifty one and twenty eight seconds, p.m., Central Standard Time. Domain key signature: A equals R.S.A., dash S.H.A.L., Q equals D.N.S., C equals N.O.F.W.S., S equals S, dash one thousand two hundred and four. Received from unknown ...


... (HELLO seventy five dot 3 dot one hundred sixteen) by S.M.T.P. dot S.B.C. dot mail dot mud dot yahoo dot com with S.M.T.P.; on 31st of January 2008 at five-fifty one and twenty seven seconds P.M., Central Standard Time. X.Y. mail O.S.G. Mime version: one point zero, apple message framework volume seven hundred and fifty two, dash one hundred and sixty one. Message I.D., nine million seven hundred twenty one thousand, dash six. C.A. two D zero, zero two nine F zero, zero five zero, zero five D eight, at S.B.C. global dot net. Type multipart alternative, boundary equals apple mail, dash seven, dash three hundred forty- four trillion, eight hundred thirty-five billion, nine hundred eighty nine million, three hundred thousand, six hundred and fifty one. References, A.S. dash sixteen, F.E. eight hundred fifty six, E.E.A. nine at S.B.C. global dot net. Subject, forward: Santa? I have your photograph. Would like to send. Wednesday, the 31st of January 2008, Twelve-fifty P.M. and six seconds; Zero six hundred, X mailer; apple mail (two dot seven hundred fifty two, dot three). Apple mail, dash seven, dash eight hundred thirty-six billion, two hundred thirty-nine million, eight hundred eighty nine thousand, six hundred eighty nine, content transfer encoding, seven bit content type, text plain, U.S. dash A.S.C. two. Format flowed. Begin forwarded message from Vincent Dermody, Won You Hwa at S.B.C. global dot net, January 31st, 2008, Twelve forty-five and fifty- one seconds P.M., Central Standard Time. Subject: Santa? I have your photograph. Would like to send.

Mailer Daemon at yahoo dot com. Subject: Failure Notice. February 3rd, 2008, Three thirty-three and twelve seconds. P.M., Central Standard Time. To: W.O.N.Y.O.U.H.W.A. at S.B.C. global dot net.

Hi. This is the Q-mail program at yahoo.com. I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses. This is a permanent error; and I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out. B.E.N. dot seventy J.U.I.N. dot J.O.S. zero six underscore seven, K.G. at E.Z. web dot H.E. dot J.P. Sorry, I couldn't find any host named E.Z. web dot H.E. dot J.P. number five point one point two. Sorry, I couldn't find a mail exchanger or an I.P. address, number five point four point four. Return path, Won You Hwa at S.B.C. global dot net. Received Q-mail sixty-thousand seven hundred thirty eight, invoked from network; Third, February, 2008, Three thirty-three and twenty-five seconds, P.M. Central Standard Time. Domain key signature, A equals R.S.A., dash S.H.A.L., Q equals D.N.S., C equals D.N.S., C equals N.O.F.W.S., S equals S one thousand twenty-four, D equals S.B.C. global dot net. H equals received X.Y. mail O.S.G., Mime version. To, message dash I.D. Content dash type, References: From: Subject: Date: X dash mailer.

Below this line is a copy of the message. Received Q-mail seventy-eight thousand two hundred fifty nine invoked from network, Saturday February Third, Three twenty-eight and five seconds, P.M., Central Standard Time; equals S.N.H. five V.O.Y. plus L.G.M.O.K.U.U.N.I.M.G.J., one V.C.X.P.W. one, plus L.G.C. eighteen J.L.H.I.C.U. one L eight M, plus one V.X.W. one plus L.G. eighteen, plus G.D.T.T.R. fifty D eight.

F.H.B.Z. Received from unknown. Hello seventy-five, point three, point one hundred sixteen, point one hundred fifteen, point seventy-six. By S.M.T.P., one hundred five dot S.B.C. dot mail dot mud dot yahoo dot com with S.M.T.P., Saturday February Third, Three twenty-eight and five seconds, P.M.X.Y. mail O.S.G. To: B.E.N. dot seventy J.U.I.N. dot J.O.S. zero six underscore nine, K.G. at E.Z. web dot H.E. dot J.P. Message I.D., nine million, seven hundred twenty two thousand, seven hundred and eighty five; dash six C, dash eighty-four, A two D nine at S.B.C. global dot net. Content type, multipart alternative, boundary equals apple dash mail, dash seven, dash eight hundred thirty-six billion, two hundred thirty nine million, eight hundred eighty nine thousand, four hundred forty-one.

From, Vincent Dermody, Won You Hwa at S.B.C. global dot net.
Subject: Fwd: Dear Santa,
I think your name is "Ben," as in Benjamin; which I've gathered from the email address you gave me, after the cops made you return my camera. It was 28 characters long! How do you remember that? I'm trying a second version of your email, as I'm not sure if it's a seven or a nine at the end of it. I have two questions for you:

Why were you so upset I shot your picture (and why did you grab my wrist instead of punching me in the face)?

What are you doing in Japan?

So I'm forwarding a copy of the j-peg file of the photograph as requested (is that what you wanted me to send?). And I apologize for not asking before taking your picture, tossing you to the pavement, and for throwing the donut at you.

Sincerely, Vincent Dermody.

Saturday February Third, One thirty-eight and thirteen seconds, P.M., X mailer, apple mail two point seven hundred fifty two point three apple mail, dash seven, dash one hundred eighty-eight quadrillion, forty-four trillion, three hundred fifty-five billion, three hundred sixty-two million, three hundred twenty five thousand, four hundred eleven. Content transfer encoding, seven bit content type, text plain. Format flowed.
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